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Phone ● LIVE

1-971-SCK-FCKO
or 1-971-227-7780

also try ext. 4

c00lsh4pe@gmail.com

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Mailing address

moon
Suite ???
Somewhere, XX 00000

(its quiet here)

Office hours

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Fax (very important)

1-900-FAX-ONLY

fax machine
out of paper
since 003

Social media

@playgrounds_for_expulsion

Carrier pigeon

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actively not hiring

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